Jason Statham’s Big Vacation Ticket

Crank up the Fast and Furious action in this game as you Transport(er) Jason Statham through his holiday filled with Mean Machines, Killer Elites and Wild Cards. Can you keep him Safe, or will you be seeking Redemption as he faces Death Races and the Wrath of Man? You may be Expendables surrounded by Chaos and this isn’t going to be a walk in the Park(er), but surely you can Snatch a victory and prove that you’re The One to give him the best holiday ever. Insert Gnomeo and Juliet Reference.

Jason Statham’s a busy man, he’s in a lot of films and does a lot of action in them. You’re his handlers, entourage, tour guides and possibly even his dog, all trying to make his vacation the most fun it can be.

Keep Jason from getting sad, bored, arrested or dead, which is a far more difficult challenge than you’d think as he’s liable to fly off the rails and he’s being sabotaged by the nefarious Wesley Sniper! 

You don’t need to know anything about RPGs in order to play this, you don’t even need to know much about Jason Statham and his oeuvre. You’ll need a six-sided and twelve-sided die each, although I will be providing my own if you don’t have any.

This is not technically approved of by Jason Statham, I guess. If anyone asks it’s a totally different movie star called Jason Statham.

We’ll be using the usual safety tools (X Card and such), but this is an extremely light, silly game, so hopefully they won’t be needed. Even so, no game is more important than the players, even if the game involves skellingtons.

I’m Charlie Etheridge-Nunn, indie RPG reviewer for Who Dares Rolls, comic writer and regular Dice Saloon GM.